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 Howdy, ya'll! My name is Critsy, glad you found my Rosconian Witness Missionary website! I live in Bostin, Mass. I have always been a true believer in the Lord Roscoe ever since the intinerant Prophets of the Lord Roscoe came to our neighbor hood with their Rosconian Litter and Hamster cages., if you know what I mean,

I was impressed by their simple zeal and sincerity. Even so, I have always found it difficult to talk to people, to tell them about the Lord Roscoe for fear that they would laugh at me and throw tomatoes. That is why I decided to help Mota fill the Quota by using the internet.

A girlfriend of mine said that she posed for a Rosconian Religious internet website and that helped her overcome her fears of Proselytizing to large audiences a bit, so I decided to follow in her footsteps and give it a try myself!  I suppose you could call me an internet Virginian as my Mother comes from Virginia, Just like the Little Lord Joozis' Mother did.. I mean, I had never even considered doing something this brazen before! My girlfriend Ava called me and told me all about it and encouraged me the entire way. (Thanks Bava!) This was my first ever Internet Proselytization of any kind. I have never really considered myself to be Preacher material, I still cannot believe that they did! I am flattered and shocked and happy and nervous and...well, you get the idea! ;)

 These are my first, but hopefully not last, Preachings! I am working up the courage to do some really KEWL ones for you people to enjoy. Cannot wait to make you believe in the Lord Roscoe, baby!

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